Getting Lost Is How I Find the Best Restaurants
Driving from Strongsville to Lakewood for that burger, I happened to catch a glimpse of an intriguing sign: “Juba Somali Cuisine.” Or something like that. I was lucky to see anything at all passing so quickly in the dark. So, Cleveland has a Somali restaurant? There was an article in the PeeDee about a recent policy change at the airport and how many felt that it discriminated against independent, frequently Somali cabbies. (Cleveland.com is worthless, as usual, so the article is no longer available but you can get the gist of the issue from this blog post.) My immediate concern was that this would hamper Cleveland’s chances of supporting a Somali restaurant. I’m delighted to report that Cleveland’s political establishment can’t keep a good cuisine down. Actually, I know almost nothing about Somali cuisine. Columbus has one of the country’s largest Somali (the largest?) populations and supports at least two Somali restaurants - Darbo and Marka Bistro. One interesting feature is that Somali food is influenced by Italian cuisine.
I keep track of many of these restaurants at tagzania. When tagzania finally gives up the fight against Google Maps and I loose all this data, I will cry. This blog is years behind my tagzania database so there are hundreds more restaurants there than I’ve talked about here. Hopefully, I’ll mine the list for future blog posts. And hopefully I can get some help scouting them. Even though I eat out almost every day and try to go to a new place a couple times a month, I’ve still only eaten at a small fraction of these restaurants. In the mean time, I’ll just note a couple more restaurants that I stumbled across en route to somewhere else. Angie’s Soul Cafe (name? again, driving…) is “now open” at around 79th and Carnegie. Seti’s Sausage operates from a van in Dean Supply’s parking lot. Finally, I had to google for a while to reconstruct the details of Quisqueya La Bella.
I’m still not entirely sure how I feel about eating at random restaurants that I pass by. Normally, I get my restaurant leads from Cleveland Magazine, Northern Ohio Live, Scene Magazine, The Plain Dealer, etc. . . Obviously, this way you miss out on most of the little hole in the wall Guatemalan/Somali/Caribbean restaurants. But you also avoid all the bars frying up frozen jalapeño poppers, mozz sticks and stuffed potatoes. These three restaurants are perfect examples. Encased meats? Clark Avenue? The papers may occasionally delve into these subjects but generally the vast majority of these restaurants languish in obscurity. Unfortunately, many of them deserve it. I’m still working on finding a balance that works for me.
When an entirely unrepresented cuisine pops up I’m not going to let my trepidation deter me. I’ll definitely find my way to Juba Somali Cuisine some time in the next couple weeks.
Stuart’s Fundamental Theorem of Ethnic Food Evolution
Obscure “ethnic” cuisine is delicious. Then we find it and bland it all up. See Chinese, Thai, etc. . .





